Review by Dennis D. McDonald

Len Wiseman's "Underworld" is an enjoyable diversion. Released in 2003, it centers on a war between vampires and Lycans, set against a backdrop of meandering yet stylish fashion. Roger Ebert gave it two out of four stars, but if you read between the lines of his no-nonsense review, you'll detect some grudging enjoyment.

My only real issue with the film was that I didn't fully understand the story or the personal dynamics. The backstory of vampires, humans, and Lycans is largely unexplained. However, this shouldn't prevent you from enjoying the visual spectacle.

And there's plenty to enjoy. Rainy streets, no daylight, Gothic mansions where beautiful young vampires hang out, furious expertly edited fight sequences, and gorgeous (though sometimes silly) costumes. The special effects, for the most part, still hold up quite well. Those Lycans are a fearsom bunch!

The performances of the key players are sincere and serious. Kate Beckinsale is intense, earnest, and always fun to watch as she fights for leadership. Bill Nighy gets to chew the scenery as only he can chew.

So, consider it a guilty pleasure. It harkens back to a simpler time. If made today, the sex and gore would probably be much more intense and graphic, but as an evening's no-brains entertainment, "Underworld" fits the bill.

Review copyright (c) 2024 by Dennis D. McDonald

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